Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

It was not me who, while having adult time with my DH last night, that I um, fell off the bed, bumping my rear end on the bedrail. I did NOT also bang my bare foot on the wall and did NOT slide gracefully to the floor. My bottom does NOT have a large bruise on it and it definately is NOT sore. Nope, not my butt.

It was also NOT ME who, for lack of a tissue, wiped her son's runny nose on her snow white glove, then continued to wear said snotty glove because I forgot about the snot swipe. Nope, not me. I am ALWAYS prepared with tissues and things that my child could potentially need.

It was not ME and my coworkers who were doing the Chicken Dance and Electric Slide because a fun cd came on. Nope, not us. We are professional working adults in the medical field and would NEVER get silly enough to dance like zanies around our heart patients, just for their (come on i mean OUR) amusement. Not around my job.

Last but not least, it was NOT ME who giggled like a buffoon because I also kicked one of my coworkers while trying to lean down and pick up a patient's medical log off the floor. I apparently did NOT kick my leg up behind me to balance myself and inadvertantly kicked her. Nope, it definately wasn't me.