Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
It was NOT ME who, while painting her bedroom this weekend, got paint in her hair. My husband did NOT call me Cruella DeVille because of the white streak running through my dark hair. I DO NOT know how it happened except that I was painting a baseboard and could NOT have possibly twisted my head around to look at my hubby, inadvertantly getting the white paint in my hair.
The following phrases were definately NOT said over the coarse of this weekend while painting:
You look like Cruella DeVille
I think you've been inhaling too many paint fumes.
Pepe Lepew smells better than that thing!
It was NOT ME who, while putting stuff in our basement during the beginning of a bad thunderstorm, saw a big flash of lightning and skittered my large rear end up the stairs and back into the safety of my house. I am in NO WAY shape or form absolutely PETRIFIED of storms since the age of 12 when lightning hit my house and caught my bed on fire. Nope, not me.
It is NOT my child who has not bad a bath since Wednesday because on bath night, there were some SEVERE storms (tornadoes and hail) in the area. I know better than to put my child in a bathtub full of water when there's lightning around. It's a good thing DS doesn't get too sweaty at school. Bath time will be here shortly.
It is NOT our basement that is flooded with at least 4 inches of water because of the aforementioned storms from last night. It was NOT ME who tried to WetVac some of the water up, and upon remembering it was pitch black outside and I was standing ankle deep in murky water, hightailed my behind out of the basement because, as I said to my hubby "It's too freakin creepy down there when it's dark outside!"
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