Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
It was NOT ME who was suprised by a random sneeze while eating dinner the other night. I was happily chewing my food and ACHOO!!!!! snuck in there. Needless to say, it was NOT snot that rolled out of my nose and my semi-chewed dinner did NOT go flying out. I would ALWAYS cover my mouth when I sneeze and follow proper rules when sneezing. Also, when I was caught off guard by said sneeze, the aforementioned snot did NOT stream out of my nose and onto my shirt sleeve. Nope, that certainly did not happen. Even if it did, it is WAY too gross to ever admit to on my blog. Yuck.
I have NOT recently started grinding my teeth at night at it really DOES NOT bother my husband. I don't recall him telling me he wanted to smother me with my pillow just so I would stop grinding my teeth. Because, you know it's hard to grind your teeth when there is not oxygen or blood flow going to your brain. Nope, that never happened.
Along those same lines, it was NOT me who, while wearing a mouthgard for the above NOT teeth grinding. I felt a sneeze coming on (thanks for the warning this time!!) and took the mouthgard out. The stupid sneeze vanished. So I put my mouthgard back in, only to have a sneaky sneeze make it's presence known in the form of me NOT sneezing my mouthgard out and it hitting the wall beside my bed. That is just too ridiculous to happen.
It was NOT MY HUSBAND who now owes me a new tire on my vehicle because he wasn't paying attention and clipped a curb. We did NOT get out of the car and hear SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS coming from my driver's side front tire. It was not completely flat. It was not snowing REALLY hard at this time and we were trying to go eat dinner with my MIL. I did not take DS inside to eat while I stood shivering and getting soaked by the snow (because I don't have anything to cover my head. Did I mention I was already getting sick?) It was NOT me who stood outside for 30 minutes with my DH while he attempted to change my tire in the freezing cold and blowing snow.
Lastly, it was DEFINATELY not me who sent a text message to a friend wishing him a happy birthday, only to get a message back from him stating that it was NOT his birthday. OOPS! I keep close track of all my friends birthdays and would NEVER wish happy birthday to the wrong person. Nope, not me.
It's been a long week!!
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