Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
It was NOT ME who tried to walk through a completely closed door. I am always very graceful and would never try to walk through a door when the door wasn't completely open. It's not my fault the handle didn't go down all the way before my feet kept carrying my momentum forward.
It was also definately NOT ME who, while not having a tissue handy, tried to wipe my son's nose and pry out the little things that live in there (boogers), DID NOT try to wipe the boogers onto the back of the sofa cushion. When it wouldn't detach itself from my fingers, I DID NOT reluctantly got up, found a tissue, and disposed of the nasty thing.
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